Daily Quick Break: March 20, 2008: Funny Deep Thoughts: Funny Sayings and Thoughts that make you think

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Here are some funny sayings, witty one liners and thought provoking oxymorons  that make you think. 
The future isn’t what it used to be.

This man’s work cannot be underrated.

Way down deep he’s shallow.

Before they made him they broke the mold.

Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his head examined.
—Samuel Goldwyn
 
I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I came in.
   
UFO’s show than our worst fears were groundless.
 
He’s a unique type.
 
You have one choice.
 
Acupuncture is pointless.

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