The Funniest Jokes in the World

A scientific survey in 2002 attempted to find the funniest joke in the world. Thousands of people from dozens of countries voted on thousands of jokes. Each country had a different favorite. Overall, the number one and number two funniest jokes in the world, based on votes, are: The funniest joke in the world: A … Read more

Top 20 Funny Ellen DeGeneres Jokes, Quotes and Sayings

1) Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and then they start dropping and they don’t stop dropping until the act is completed. So it’s not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and … Read more

The Best of Emo Philips

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them. … Read more