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Letter From Daughter to Mother (This puts things in perspective)

A friend of mine, a single mother of one, was passing by her daughter’s bedroom when she saw, to her shock, the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

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9 Responses to “Letter From Daughter to Mother (This puts things in perspective)””

  1. valentina Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    that’s pretty funny ..lol

  2. B Says:
    April 7th, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    really cool :-)

  3. Ari Ferrari Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 9:39 am

    Thats so funny!! When I was 17 I actually left my mother a note on the kitchen table for her to find the next morning (her birthday)Letting her know I couldnt take the rules and I was moving in with my new boyfriend who ironically, is into motorcycles, motocross actually. ok well great job that was really funny!

  4. zoe Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    lol 1 think i might just use that 1 its a very good idea

  5. OMG Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    lol that is pretty funny i think i may do that. too bad i am always a straight-A student!!! ;)

  6. anon e. mouse Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    i’m gonna use that one especilly because im a straight A student!!

  7. Daughter of a nun Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    Ok i am so doing this!! My mom would freak out and have a heart attack!!

  8. Amy Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    My mum would flip out..But this is an awesome idea!Hahaha I’ll try it out :]

  9. A non e mous Says:
    April 7th, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    That is so funny i would absolutely love to try that out, but I swear that my mom would probably have a heart attack thanks for the laugh!

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