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Insult Jokes



When you need a little bit of fun ammunition, these insult jokes are the perfect weapon.



If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.



When your daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.



Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice.



Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?



Your armpits smell so bad that the teacher gave you an A just for not raising your hand.



You so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped yo’ mama!



Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.



You’re so stupid; if your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.



Last time I saw you, you had lost some weight, looks like you found it.



He was so ugly that my car wouldn’t even run him over.



All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it’s hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.



Does your train of thought have a caboose?



If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I’ll put shoes on my cats.



Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

May your children be so famous every policeman knows them.



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5 Responses to “Insult Jokes””

  1. Anonymous Says:
    November 5th, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    These jokes are so funny i will tell my friends if i remeber to. lol!!!

  2. DJ Says:
    March 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 am

    these are so STUPID

  3. kassandra Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    its all right u kan do better

  4. Lalal Says:
    June 17th, 2009 at 10:01 am

    HAHAHA theys are funny like HELL

  5. anthony l Says:
    October 8th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    your mamas so fat when see saw a wet floor sign she did

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