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1]You have really beautiful legs. 2]I thought they were gams? 1]Gams, stems, wheels… whatever. Adam: Whatcha readin’ about? May: Amputation. Adam: Is that for work? May: Nope. It’s just for fun. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck! You got any icecubes I can rub on my nipples? i love gross. disgust me please. ok a couple weeks ago this old … Read more

All right, you bastard. Tell all your friends the main line’s open. I get the best shit on the east coast, practically uncut. You got that, fuck face? Curtis? Is he dead? Hey, that knife gone gone rabid on you, sweet thing? Well, it turned itself on and it bit me…. Humans here, humans here, … Read more

–Can you make any money in philosophy? –It depends on which one you have. 1) He’s gonna go into philosophy 2) Why? 1) Cause that’s what he wanted 2) Who told you that 1) Mr. Wichenstein 2) Who’s Mr. Wichenstein 1) Mr. Parker 2) Mr. Parker is Mr. Wichenstein! I…eh…what did he tell you?! 1) … Read more