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You did it didn’t you Focker… You painted the stripe to make it look like jinxy-cat. (Greg)Yeah, you can milk anything that has nipples.(Jack) I have nipples Greg,could you milk me? (Jack)Gregs a male nurse. (Kevin) Wow thats great to give something back like that. Id love to do volunteer work Just the other day … Read more

(on the answering machine) BERNIE: Hello you have reached the Fockers, were not around, so leave us a message, Goodbye…..Roz! How the hell do you shut this thing off? ROZ: I have no idea, just press a button. BERNIE: Alright I’m pretty sure its off. Honey! You want a chimichanga? ROZ: I thought they give … Read more

1: Didn’t you notice you were sitting on his face! 2: Well, it was a bit uncomfortable but I thought it was my hemmorhoids. 1: Do you really think people are interrested in nasal sex? 2: Sure, boss. It’s the next big fad. 1: Don’t worry if you feel ashamed / It’s been around for … Read more