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1.Jonny’s, obease, male, child! Jonny’s….(now joined by 2.)FAT BOY! 2. Jonny’s FAT BOY BURGERS. It’s on whilshire Blvd. FAGABEEFE! Fagabeefe? Fagabeefe! Hey ‘milio! Fagabeefe! FAGABEEFEE ? HEY MELIO A FAGABEEFE ! HAROLD, there arent any cookies left! HUG ME? LEEEEONNNNN! Look between the two giant mellons Look between the two giant melons M-E-A-T-M-A-C-H-I-N-E, MEAT MACHINE, … Read more

– Good afternoon, Yankee John. – Joe! – That sounds like a dead battery. –You’re not a lawyer, are you? –No, no, no, no. –Good. They’re the scum of the earth. And I should know being an ex-barrister myself. –Ex? –Ceremoniously disbarred not two years ago. -That is a .22, my late husband blew his … Read more

(Jingle sung on radio as main characters shiver from the frigid weather): Orange juice on ice is nice, Orange juice on ice is nice. Drink real Florida orange juice. Orange juice on ice. –Well, you know, it’s free. You don’t have to steal it. –Well, if it’s free, then I ain’t stealin’. 1: faggot! 2: … Read more