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–Heaven is like living in the place you love best for all eternity. –So it’d be just like staying here, then, wouldn’t it? It’d be like not dying at all! –They’ve decided to call it asbestos. –It tastes like your mother’s porridge. All that’s on his mind is slanking. He’s French. Did you do it … Read more

(sung) Smile, when your heart is aching. Smile, even though it’s breaking. When there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by if you smile through your pain and sorrow. Smile, and maybe tomorrow you’ll see that life is worthwhile, if you just smile. 1) Maybe I should just move to Chnia. One kid per … Read more

1) I’m running away. 2) Where you running to? 1) California, I’m going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch. 2) I wanna live with them too. 1) No, you can’t, they have enough kids, you’ll have to live with the Partridge Family. 1) Your lip bleeding? 2) No. 1) What’s wrong with your … Read more