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(sung) I am a singing at the parteee! Nacho: Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse? Esqueleto: Yeah. And I saw them knock you unconscious, alright? Nacho: I’m not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That’s probably why we … Read more

–Do you remember the man’s name? –Do I look senile to you? –I loved her so much. I’m never gonna feel that again. It doesn’t happen twice. –Doesn’t happen once most times. –I’m married, Whitey. –So was Bill Clinton. Didn’t stop him. –What are you looking at? –The old neighborhood. –You guys again? –Yeah. We’re … Read more

…Follow the breadcrumbs… 1)I fucked up. 2)Yeah, but u gave it a 100% effort. 1)is that my fathers shirt? 2)do you think he’ll mind, no? 1: so, is it ok if i sit on the sofa? 2: you can do whatever you want on there. Deal with it junior. Do you think we’ll get that … Read more