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(1) Are you asking me how I got that scar? (2) Well you do have the best stories (1) When you were little, did you ever ride on your friends handlebars….(2)Yea….(1) Yea me too, but I never closed my eyes, I was always to afarid to…(2)Your freaking me out…(1)I feel like I can close my … Read more

*Cletus farts loudly* Grandma: Who there called my name? Anything I can get you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of Lamb? Big, small, medium, midgets. Your sposed to have all that! Buddy:Hey I’ve heard of dreadlocks, but shit locks? Get rid of that shit. Can I get you anything? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb? Carla: You are … Read more

1) Oh, did I tell you the news? Leon got one of them penis pumps. 2) Penis pump?! What he do with it? 1) I don’t know. Supposed to pump it up or somethin’. 3) Do it work? 1) Just on the tip. Man, that thing look like a portabella mushroom! 1) This is some … Read more