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–I hate mess and I hate disorder. I went to a hypnotist to try and cure me. –Didn’t work, huh? –No, he was late. I straightened up his office and left. 1) Look, we have to have a plan. Agreed? 2) Agreed. 1) Okay. What do you think the plan should be? 2) I don’t … Read more

– What can you set your watch by, Harry?!?!?! – THIS FUCKING RAIN !!!!! – What can you set your watch by, Harry??? – THIS FUCKING RAIN!!!!!! 1/_ Anyone got any porn?? 2/_ Christ! The man’s a pervert!! 1/_Ah, do I detect the unmistakable tang of ye olde Tiger? 2/_Bung, you could sniff out a … Read more

(referring to 007) You have a rather nasty habit of surviving. –Are you with our group? –No, ma’am. I’m with the economy tour! –We’ve got company. –No problem, this is a company car. General, there’s a bomb in that cannon. Its funny but when im stared at i seem to lose my appatite… Mr. Bond … Read more