Movie Quotes from Odd Angry Shot, The: Quotes from the movie Odd Angry Shot, The

– What can you set your watch by, Harry?!?!?!

– What can you set your watch by, Harry???

1/_ Anyone got any porn??
2/_ Christ! The man’s a pervert!!

1/_Ah, do I detect the unmistakable tang of ye olde Tiger?
2/_Bung, you could sniff out a can of beer from half a mile away.
1/_Just one of my many talents.

1/_Are you clean?
2/_Like Snow White’s bum

1/_Aww, get fucked!
2/_What did you say to me?
1/_I said *get fucked*, you great beer-sodden bag of shit!
2/_Right, you’re all on a charge.
1/_Well, you’d better make it murder, because I’m gonna knock your block off!

1/_Did you hear about the Irish girl who took *the pill* twice
2/_To be sure, to be sure

1/_Hey cookie, do you know why they call cooks *fitters_’n’_turners*?
2/_No, why?
1/_’Cause they fit food into pots and turn it into shit
1/_Aww, be nice to me, cookie or I’ll piss in your scrambled eggs!

1/_What are we doing here, then?
2/_You’re a soldier, the same as every other silly prick in this tossed-up, fucked-up, never-come-down land, and that’s why you’re here, because there’s no-one else, and everyone’s gotta be somewhere, and you’re here, so get used to it.

1/_What are your names?!
2/_Grey, Green, Brown, and Oakover!

1/_What’s this mess?
2/_Sauerkraut, smartarse
1/_Aww, be nice, cookie, or I’ll shove your head in it….. no, on second thoughts, it looks bad enough already

1/_You blokes wanna beer?
2/_Is the Pope a catholic??

1/_You’d better start to believe that the great majority of the people back home couldn’t give two stuffs whether you lived or died. They’re sitting on their arses, in front of the television, and I’ll bet my balls they’re a damn site more interested in *Coronation Street* than they are in your bloody welfare
2/_Maybe I’ll buy a sports car instead
1/_Bet the salesman takes you down

Ah, do I detect the unmistakable tang of ye olde Tiger?

Geeze, I’d love a Passiona!

It’s the shit-shoveller with the arse out of his trousers and two bob in his pocket that makes Australia. Every time there’s a bit of trouble, there he is, standing like a bloody fool outside the recruiting office with his hand out for a rifle, while the rich boys are hanging back, or waiting for their father to get them a nice, safe job. And while you’re stuck over here with a lot of poor bastards from the other side, who are just as scared as you, shooting at you, the rich kids are back home, having a bit of a slum or a chop at ya bird!!!

Look mate, don’t think you’re anything special just because a few nogs have shot a few bullets in your direction….

This is pretty bloody hairy, isn’t it?! A man could get his balls blown off quite easily!

Welcome to Patrol Two-Two. Specialists in arson, murder…. and drinking

You can set your watch by this fuckin’ rain!

[after watching a friend die]1/_C’mon Bill, lets get those (bloody) clothes off ya, I’ll buy you a beer
2/_You can buy me ten

[during the Vietnam war]
1/ What would it be like if the nogs had air-support?!
2/ Thank the sweet Jesus they don’t!

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