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–What do you use for fuel, Professor?–A mixture of liquid oxygen and alcohol. As a scientist, I was taught to be sure of my facts. Does goodnight mean goodbye? Flying bombs. Have they got a long-range rocket? If you’re not quiet we’ll ahve to gag you If you’re not quiet we’ll have to gag you … Read more

Boss sure can cowboy Charley: I might be fittin’ to say some words. Boss: Well if you’re gonna talk to the man upstairs, I’ll stand here with hat in hand, but I ain’t talking to that son-of-a-bitch Cows is one thing, but one man telling another man where he can go in this country is … Read more

FORTUNE TELLER: (lighting a candle) What do you wanna know, Faith? FAITH: Um, just basic destiny stuff, I guess. But– I don’t want to hear anything bad. (beat) If that’s okay. FORTUNE TELLER:Your destiny’s two dollars. (Whistles) Katarina, the bella italia she’s waiting! Be right down! *on the phone* Possytani? Wheres that Mexico? Itly? My … Read more