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(michael sees a guy while giving out invites) MICHAEL:YOU COULD BE MY BOYFRIEND YOU KNOW GUY:UHHHHHH…(hesitates) YEAH UM SORRY BUT I’M NOT GAY I’M JUST HERE WITH SOME FRIENDS BUT I’M NOT GAY…SORRY MICHAEL:HM TOO BAD! WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL! Oh, everybody, it’s my birthday! Time to pay attention to me! …Well, Christina’s … Read more

1-What’s up Buttercup? 2-The rent and I’m not paying! A trained monkey learned this system on PBS in a matter of hours! A trained monkey learned this system on PBS in a matter of hours! Recode it!! a: What’s up butter cup? b: The rent and I’m not payin’ Can I get a falafel with … Read more

a) I’d sell my soul for a piece of ass. b) Don’t say that. a) It’s true. b) Well, it might be true but don’t say it out loud a) (screaming) I’D SELL MY SOUL FOR A PIECE OF ASS! b) Damnit! You’re gonna be sorry. A) What’s the problem with your member? B) My … Read more