(michael sees a guy while giving out invites)
MICHAEL:YOU COULD BE MY BOYFRIEND YOU KNOW
GUY:UHHHHHH…(hesitates) YEAH UM SORRY BUT I’M NOT GAY I’M JUST HERE WITH SOME FRIENDS BUT I’M NOT GAY…SORRY
MICHAEL:HM TOO BAD! WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL!
Oh, everybody, it’s my birthday! Time to pay attention to me!
…Well, Christina’s here, and she’s fabulous!
1: I got my wings. 2: Well fly away, the police are coming!
1: Is it true your son got you hooked on the drug extacy? 2:He told me it was a headache pill. 1:And what happened when you took it? 2:My headache went away…
Do not feed the drug child!
Don’t spill it!!
Oh michael, you’re such an ADDICT!!!
ecstacy’s not a drug. its not even a listed substance. it’s…medication. for my overly rapidly cycling bi-polar disorder.
How can I be your best friend when I don’t even LIKE YOU
How do you like my UFO?
I want you to teach me how to be fabulous.
I’ll have 300 cheeseburgers and 300 french fries please….and one of your thick and creamy milkshakes.
I’m just like a balloon; if no one holds my string….I’ll float away.
I’m not addicted to drugs, I’m addicted to glamour.
If you feel like a troll, you should dress like a troll. It doesn’t matter what you look like. If you’ve got a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it honey and go dancing!
It’s Blood Feast for June Brides, GET ME TO THE CHURCH ON TIME!
It’s really a shame you can’t publish a sentence. I’m convinced it would be a best seller.
James: I know what you need–a nice cup of hot coco. Micheal: Could you put some extacy in mine?
James: NO, no no…for the love of GOD! NO! we are NOT going to start off with Michael Alig’s Pathetic child hood! ‘I was molsested boo hoo hooo!’
KUYIKIUYLYK (NOT A QUOTE)
Michael : Oh, no thanks… I don’t do drugs.
James : Neither do I! Did you see that? It just flew right up my nose!
Michael: Let’s see… what else, oh once when I was 10 my Sunday school teacher took me back to his house. He taught me how to french kiss among other things…
Elke : He really took my boy under his wing. Very nice man.
Michael: His mother caught us in the basement. She screamed, I told you not to bring them here. He said, Don’t you’ll frighten them away!
Michael: You’re the Yoda to my Luke. James: Uh, please. You’re the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson. Michael: That’s good right? James: ‘rolls eyes’
Michael:you pathetic drug addict losers! James:Michael i’m not addicted to drugs i’m addicted to glamour.
Micheal-Did I ever tell you about my first boyfriend?
James- No but I have a feeling your about to, cue the music…
Micheal: What’s your name? Angel: Angel Micheal: Well where are your wings?
Money, Success, Fame , Glamour
My ass is on fire!!!
Oh James,
Its just all in fun
Oh look–a kitty! He’ll be our lovechild. We’ll call him…..Scrinkle.
People think we’re superficial.
Peter: You think you’re Peter Pan, Michael. But you’re not. I’m Peter, and I’m sitting on the pan.
Rats on crack attack!
rod-do you still want that thick creamy shake (smiles)
micheal-of course but..to go
There ison’t enought love in the whole world to satisfy you.
W all know you are know you are far too selfish to ever hurt yourself.
We don’t DO we just ARE.
Well, what do you know? That’s not a crack hole, that’s a rat hole. Rats on crack attack!
You don’t know your skrink from your scrod, you stupid logger-blogger
You really should stay off the K.
You think you’re Peter Pan, Micheal, But you’re not…..I’m Peter…and I’m sitting on the pan.
You’ll love me, I promise.
Your Champagne, correction your SPARKLING WINE tastes like PISS!
YOUR records?! Ha! Don’t make me laugh. You’re not a super star DJ, you’re a peice of shit DJ and everybody knows it!
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