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Bess, oh where’s my Bess? Bess, you is my women now. Gone, gone, gone. I got plenty of nuttin’. I loves you, Porgy. It ain’t necessarily so. My man’s gone now. Oh, heav’nly father. Oh, I can’t sit down. Oh, Lawd, I’m on my way. Strawberry woman. Summertime. There’s a boat dat’s leavin’ soon for … Read more

(1) A genuine hamburger for the gentleman. I’m buying. (2) Gee, thanks. (3) Who’s paying? (1) I’m buying, he’s paying. …plus one sunflower embarassing the tax collector tax. Ah ha, let’s see here, that’ll be twenty-five cent docking tax. And I got alot of muscles, and I only have one eye,and I never hurts nobodies … Read more

…and now the new one by Pootie Tang called . 1)Pootie, do you have any girlfriends at school? 2)Aww Mommadee, there’s a sine tibbity in a taxy. She’s a cole tony. (SMACK!) Don’t you talk dirty to your momma, boy! As he grew, everyone noticed something funny about the way Pootie would talk. It baffled … Read more