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–How bad did you ding ’em? –Well, you might say as I broke a couple of the son ‘a bitches. –I’m a fearless man, but I’m scared to death of you. –Oh, no you’re not. But you oughta be. –You know what makes this bird go up? Funding makes this bird go up! –He’s right! … Read more

(Beverly talking to her father): Nothing happened, I’m still the same. All we were doing was making out. Besides, i just met him and i never go past second base with a guy i just met. Which means nothing below the waist, my waist not his. 1) Beverly, please marry me, because I’m shit without … Read more

(1) How’s yer rib? (2) Not so good…. How’s yer leg? (1) ’bout the same. they took my pinky Does this look like the behind of something that heehaws in the night? Well, does it??? Have you done this before? I’ve killed seventeen men! I wouldn’t lie to you Jake. You just said you did! … Read more