(Beverly talking to her father): Nothing happened, I’m still the same. All we were doing was making out. Besides, i just met him and i never go past second base with a guy i just met. Which means nothing below the waist, my waist not his.
1) Beverly, please marry me, because I’m shit without you. 2) How romantic. A marriage proposal that contains the word ‘shit’.
1) JASON!! Oh God!! I’m sorry! I’m a terrible mother. 2) I know.
1)Mom, Dad, ……I’m pregnant. 2)(stares at her)..my daughter’s a tramp?…My daughter’s a TRAMP?? How could you do this? Why don’t you just kill yourself?….
1. Why would a guy want to put his tongue in my mouth? 2. What? A guy wants to put his tongue in your mouth because he wants you to BITE it off.
1.)Mom!! He peed in my mouth!!!
2.)Come here Jason…look at mommy….mommy pee pee mouth….hahaha!!!
1.Please, marry me, because I’m shit without you
2.How romantic, a marriage proposal that contains the word shit.
1:I’m a terrible mother 2: Yea
A boy puts his tongue in your mouth ’cause he wants you to bite it off!
A boy sticks his tongue in your mouth cuz he wants you to bite it off!
A hero and a coward have one thing in common.. fear.. you may be scared Bev, but you sure ain’t no coward
a proposal that contains the word shit.
Bev, nobody will love you more than me.
bev: heroine, jesus ray! how long Ray: huh? Bev: no, how long? Ray: two years, october thirty first, remember when jason was a monkey?
Fay: Holy shit, Its Jackie O
From know on i’m going to be more attentive. do you know what that means? no! okay well i’m going to be more responsible do you know what that means? no! God i’m such a bad mother!
Fun is what you bring with you
Geez Bev. I’m real sorry I made ur water break. I promise it won’t happen again.
Girl#1: That girlfriend of yours sure likes that horn.
Jason: She’s not my girlfriend…..She’s my mother.
He’s very handsome, so don’t hit him in the face.
I am your mother. That means you can’t stay mad at me.
i can feel her kicking
mines kicking too
lets let them play together!
I love your guts Dad
I may not be the perfect guy, but nobody will love you like me, Bev.
I think sometimes you love someone so much that you have to numb yurself to it because if u actually felt how much u loved them it would kill you.
I’ll give you 5 bucks if you through me down the stairs!
if you marry me i will love you for the, for all the time, till death, till till i die.
It’s 4:00 in the afternoon, and I’m just another angry house wife yelling at my husband on the front lawn. Oh yeah, that’s me!!!
Jason blames me for all is problems. Can you imagine?
Jason:Grandpa moms drying weed in the house
MOM! Jason’s bothering me. You’re his mother he’s suppose to bother you.
Mom, dad, I’m pregnant.
Mom: Oh, Raymond!!! You’re bleeding!! Ray: Oh, man I’m bleeeedin! Bev: You’re getting it on the floor! You’re getting it on the wall! Stop bleeding! Ray: I’m tryin! Bev: Stop bleeding, stop bleeding! Mom: Bev, go get some peroxide and toilet paper. Waddle a little faster, your husband’s bleeding to death!
my daughters a tramp my daughters a tramp!! your 15 yrs old how can u do this to yourself, u make me weak to my stomach why dont u just take my gun take my gun nd shoot me in the head.. i wish u were never born!!
My daughters a tramp!!
No, I didn’t have a boy, I had a girl.
Oh how romantic….a marriage proposal that contains the word -shit-.
One day can make your life, one day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five big days that change everything.
One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is is four or five days that change everything.
Pop, you can’t negotiate my boobs!
Pop, you cant negotiate my boobs!
Pops, you cant negotiate my boobs!
Ray: Wait… who is this guy? Bev: Sky Barrister. Ray: Oh yeah…yeah… yeah I know that asshole. I’m gonna go tell him not to make fun of you. Bev: He’s VERY handsome so don’t hit him in the face.
Sometimes you love someone so much you just become numb to it. Cause if you really felt how much you love them,it would kill you.
Take my word on this, you really do love him. I think that sometimes we love people so much that we have to be numb to it because if we actually felt how much we really loved them it would kill us. That doesn’t make you a bad person, it just means your heart’s too big. – Brittany Murphy
That which doesn’t kill you makes you wanna die.
That which doesn’t kill you makes you want to die
that which doesn’t kill you makes you want to die.
That’s not my girlfriend it’s my mother.
very few people in my life have ever treated me as good as you, and thats gotta mean sumthin rite? and tonite i just had this amazing feeling that everything’s gonna be okay, and….i’m done.
Weird? Wait till he shoves his tongue in your mouth
You have a baby… in a bar!
You look beautiful Mommy
You look really smart mom. You really do.
Your girlfriend is pretty crazy over there
Thats my mother
Your mothers 15, and your fathers a moron, and they want me to be happy?
Your mothers 16, your fathers a moron, and they want me to be happy
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