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–Am I dead? –I can’t tell, you always look that way. –Can’t you suppress it somehow? –Frighten me. –I can’t, I haven’t got a mirror. –Experience is the best teacher. –Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh? –Naturally, and I’m a Ph.D. –I’ll have a lemonade…in a dirty glass. After loosing an amateur singing contest, … Read more

–How much do you want? –Two hundred dollars. –Okay. Deal. –Could I have had more? –You’ll never know. –So what brings you guys to the middle of nowhere? –We’re bank robbers. –You understand? You understand? –Yes. -Can he keep a secret? -He’s my son. -Do you think sticking a gun at my head is gonna … Read more

*A camel groans and Orville and Jeff cling to each other in fear* Jeff: What’s that? *They see the camel* Orville: Geez, what’s the matter with you? It’s only a kangaroo. –Get out, when they’re dead, they’re dead. –Not Aunt Lucy. She was a Republican. Ain’t Got A Dime To My Name. Constantly. Here comes … Read more