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(Altivio bites Tulio on the butt)Tulio: OW!! Miguel! Your horse bit me on the butt! 1) Maybe Cortez got here before us. 2) and what? took all the REALLY big rocks? The SCOUNDREL!! 1) oh come on, you’re BUYING your own CON! 2) at least I’m not DATING mine! 2) ooh, low low. 1)No, no!! … Read more

(1)What time is it? (2) Day time. –Do you always carry your medical record around with you? –Saves time. –I’ll give you a local. –No, thank you. –Do you enjoy pain? –Pain don’t hurt. –What am I supposed to do? –There’s always barber college. …but who is gonna save the town from YOU 1) What … Read more

1) I thought you were a nice guy 2) I am a nice guy, just a different kind of nice guy. 1)come on Gal..you can’t shoot me. Then you’d never know if you had to. (pulls trigger..nothing happens)whoops no bullets(guy jumps towards Gal) 2) Wrong wayd..there was a way.(shoots) I’m in charge now. I could … Read more