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Charlie : dad how’d that feel? Scott:It felt like America’s Most Wanted! #1.Well now isn’t that a pretty picture…Santa rollin down the street in a Panzer.#2Well,I certainly hope u were good this year kids cuz it looks like santa just took out the Pearson home.#3. AHHHH,it’s coming! 1 – What about the reindeer? Have you … Read more

1) Are you an elf? 2) No, of course not 1) Then why do you have pointy ears? 2) because when I was little I didn’t eat all my green vegetables… do you eat your green vegetables? 1)Have you ever seen a million dollars? 2)No 1)Just because you cant see it doesnt mean it doesnt … Read more

I wasn’t sleeping, chief. It’s just that I haven’t been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing. Wow-wee-wow! I’d hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night. 1) Chochem is over eight hundred years old, no one can argue with the wisdom of the … Read more