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(1)Am I in Hell? (2)Not yet! –Hey, how will you know where I am? –I’ll know. 1) Coward! Chicken! Sissy! Come out here and fight like a man! 2) You’re a fool, Claymore! Get out of my sight! 1) Margo, you don’t return my calls anymore. 2) Oh, that’s not true. I’ve never returned your … Read more

Ah, details. I’m glad to see you’re a man who understands details, Mr. Green. They’re most important to me. Most important. All the little details. Everybody was sweet and pretty then. Horrible, faded, fat, greedy women. The cities are full of women, middle-aged widows, husbands dead, husbands who’ve spent their lives making fortunes and then … Read more

I have a masters in manipulation from the University of Bilko. 1) Speaking of Doberman, can I please have another roommate? 2) …What’s the matter with Doberman? 1) He wet the bed! 2) Oh, well, every once and awhile… 1) No, he did it from across the room. 1)Ernie you got Popperellie to dress in … Read more