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Derf, why did racso try to disassemble Johnny Five? *angry voice* Sure! Kidnap the humans! DESTROY THE MACHINE! 1) am not human, but am a lifeform! have soul! Let’s party! 2) What are you doing? You’re not even in top form! I mean, these are serious guys! 1) I am ok, just a few b-bugs … Read more

*flipping a coin* Frankie, you broke the unwritten law, you ratted on your friends. When you do that, Frankie, your enemies don’t respect ya, you got no friends no more. You got nobody, Frankie. *stops flipping the coin* Pretty good huh? *Knock at door* Stephanie: Frank, IS that you, I’m Warning you I;m Armed and … Read more

–How much is that belt in the window? The one that’s marked $2.95? –Er…$2.95. –Oh, no… 1.Have you read Madame Bovary by Zola? 2.Madame Bovary isn’t by Zola. Now if I were a girl and had to choose between a young good-for-nothing with plenty of hair and a good, solid, mature citizen, I’d pick Mathias … Read more