*flipping a coin* Frankie, you broke the unwritten law, you ratted on your friends. When you do that, Frankie, your enemies don’t respect ya, you got no friends no more. You got nobody, Frankie. *stops flipping the coin* Pretty good huh?
*Knock at door* Stephanie: Frank, IS that you, I’m Warning you I;m Armed and Dangerous! *Door opens* J5: Disguise, cammoflauge, hide, no dissasemble! Ooh Stephanie chang color, Pretty, Nice soft ware!
1) All, right, dipshit! Where’s Number Five? What’d you do to him?
1) Holey Shit! 2) No shit. Where see shit?
1) We’re going to crash! 2) Disassemble? 1) Yeah, disassemble all OVER the place.
A can of soup! A meal in itself!
Ah! Imput! More Imput, Stephanie!
All right, dipshit! Where’s Number five? What’d you do to him?!
Are you sure you didn’t do any steering?
Colt .45. Semi-automatic.
Come and follow me.
DON@T DIASASEMBLE ME YOU BASTARD, IM NUMBER 5
Great idea! I say we cruise on up there and check it out!
Hey laser lips! Your mama was a snowblower!
Hey laser lips, your momma was a snow-blower
Hey laser lips, your mother was a snow blower!!
HEY LAZER LIPS YOUR MAMA WAS A SNOW BLOWER PLLL
Hey, LaserLips! Your Momma was a snowblower!
I am standing here beside myself.
I do not know about you…but I am planning to scream, and run.
I feel I’ve been cooped up in this lab forever!
J5: Reassemble, stephanie, Reassemble. Stephanie: I can’t it’s dead… J5: No Reassemble? Stephanie: I told you I can’t reassemble it is dead, dissasembled. J5: Dissasemble… Dead…Dissasemble… Dead… DISSASEMBLE DEAD, DISSASEMBLE DEAD,DISSASEMBLE DEAD No Dissasemble, Stephanie, Hide.
Johnny five ALIVE!
Kick ass? Donkey! Mule! Burrow!
Malfunction! Need Input! Iiiinput!
More than a woman.
Newton, You don want to be late for de ball.
No shit! Where see shit?
No, Stephanie. Number Five. . . Is alive!
NOW THAT MY FRIEND IS HOW YOU KICK ASS
Number Five, stupid name. Want to be…Kevin, or Dave… Maybe Johnny… Yeah! Johnny! That cool!
Ooh! Liquid! Spaghetti Sauce! *Dumps Spaghetti sauce on counter*
Prettyful animal! Mammal! Canine! Dog! . . . Mutt. . .
Squash – dead. Disassemble – dead. DISASSEMBLE – DEAD! NO DISASSEMBLE NUMBER FIVE!!
Stephanie Change colour. Nice Software mmmmmmmm.
Take heart little lady, I’ll fix your wagon.
There is no more! You read everything in the house!
This robot is starting to give me a case of the red ass!
Well, when you gotta go, don’t squeeze the Charmin!
What God wants, he keeps.(laughs)
Yeah, I like to drive off cliffs.
Yes! Yes, it’s true! Spontaneous Emotional Response!
You’re mother was a snowblower!
Your momma was a snow blower!
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