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1) Well I met a man on the train. Old Boston and Maine. 2) You’re pregnant? 1) Mother. I just met him. 2) The last time you came home from Boston and Maine you cam home pregnant. 30 mississippi,30 misissippi I counted 34 mississippi. (Simon is dying) Joe: Simon? Simon: Yeah? Joe: (sobbing) You’re my … Read more

#1- Baxter! Hawley! Where the hell’ve you been? You’re late and I tell you, I don’t like it. It’s a bad start, boys. I got my people down there throwin’ snowballs and rarin’ to go. #2- I’m afraid it is a bad start, friend, ’cause my name ain’t Baxter, he ain’t Hawley. #1- You’re not … Read more

(SHE)Do you like this perfume? I mix it myself… (HE) (Coughs) (Station Security over P.A.) Your attention please… May I have your attention please. You are requested to walk to the nearest exit as quickly as possible. Please do not run. Walk as quickly as possible to the nearest exit. –Do you really edit sex … Read more