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(Duff is taking a chainsaw to a bush) John: Dont you think your taking a little too much off the top? Duff: I think I know what im doing John. Im tapering it so the sun rays reach the lower leaves during the growing season (continues chainsawing)John: What about this string? Duff: The string is … Read more

1) Teach her to dance. 2) There aint nothin’ wrong wit her dancin’. 1) You know what I wanna do? 2) What? 1) I wanna strut! An accent doesn’t make you intelligent if it did you’d be Einstein. Any messages? Breakout. Did you hear the way she talks? It’s so intelligent-like…I love it! DIRECTOR: I … Read more

…so we decided to see what would happen if we went up to a complete stranger and told her that her husband was dead! 1. Any last requests? 2. Yeah. How about the long version of ‘Stairway to Heaven’. 1. I’m afraid that is not where you are going. 1. How come he dresses like … Read more