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Dont come the raw prawn with me, luv. I’m as dry as a dead dingoes donga. if it was raining virgins i’d get washed down the gutter with a poofter Kiss my bum if she doesn’t bang like a dunny door in a gale May all your chooks turn to emus, kick your dunny door … Read more

Baron Munchausen: I’m Baron Munchausen! Berthold: That sounds nasty. Is it contagious? Baron Munchausen: Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I’m delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever. Berthold: Is there a doctor in the fish? Horatio Jackson: Escaping! We can’t start escaping now! What would future generations think … Read more

1)Don’t fuck with the Lords Of Hell!!! 2)Don’t fuck with the Babysitter!!!!! I wonder if your parents will ever ask me to babysit again? I don’t know but if they do I would ask for a buck more an hour. 1) You slip me the cash and I’ll slip you the wiener 2) I don’t … Read more