admin 1) Can you shoot it? 2) Yeah I can shoot it. 1) Can you hit anything? 2) Anything you want. (1 takes out wallet and throws it in the air. 2 shoots it down.) 3) Hot damn. Let me see it. (1 puts his wallet away) 3) Let me see it. 1) You know what … Read more
A Perfect Day. A-and a-ny-seat-you-grab-will-be-first-class! Anger, denial, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. C’mon, don’t bullshit a bullshitter! Everything Old Is New Again. He always worked in those cheap burlesque clubs, always surrounded by stark naked girls. But di that bother him? No. He never paid any attention. Never even looked … Read more
Backinbowl. Backinbowl Backinbowl. Backinbowl. Feel my heart. I am at peace. How DARE you say PENIS to a DEAD PERSON! How dare you say penis to a dead person!? I can’t believe this. I can’t even die right. I can’t even die right. I have a lot of friends who are crazier than you. But … Read more