A Perfect Day.
A-and a-ny-seat-you-grab-will-be-first-class!
Anger, denial, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm.
C’mon, don’t bullshit a bullshitter!
Everything Old Is New Again.
He always worked in those cheap burlesque clubs, always surrounded by stark naked girls. But di that bother him? No. He never paid any attention. Never even looked at them.
He always worked in those cheap burlesque clubs, always surrounded by stark naked girls. But did that bother him? No. He never paid any attention. Never even looked at them.
How dare you use my telephone to call someone who’s not gay!
I always look for the worst in other people.
I wonder if Stanley Kubrick ever gets depressed?
If I die, I’m sorry for all the things I did to you. And if I live, I’m sorry for all the things I’m GONNA do to YOU.
It’s SHOWTIME, folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, let me lay on you a so-so entertainer, not much of a humanitarian, and this cat was never nobody’s friend. In his final appearance on the great stage of life – uh, you can applaud if you want to – Mr. Joe Gideon!
Oh, boy, do I hate show business!
On Broadway.
Our motto is ‘We take you everywhere, but get you nowhere’!
There’s No Business Like Show Business.
This chick, man, without the benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of dying into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm.
‘Good morning, Anderdenialbargainingdepressionacceptance’!
This chick, man, without the sole benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of dying into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression and acceptance. !’.
To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting.
To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting.
Using my four-balloon rating system, I give ‘The Stand-Up’ half a balloon. (Balloon deflates)
We’re supposed to be down there right now.
What’s the matter? Don’t you like musical comedy?
You could be the first show on Broadway to make a profit without really opening.
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