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”HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” ‘Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.’ ‘Guess what I am.’ ‘A zit.’ (1) Excuse me sir, is this the Delta house? (2) Sure, c’mon in. (1)How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein? (2)How does it feel to be an asshole, Niedermayer? … Read more

(G)Lady, just why do you have so many children? *Well, because I love my husband.(G)I love my cigar too, but I take it out once-in-awhile. –How much would you charge to run into an open manhole? –Just the cover charge. –Well, drop in sometime. 1) I got ace of spades…he’s got ace of spades. ha … Read more

#1. I get the worst pain in my stomach whenever I see her. #2. You get a boner in your stomach? -I get the weirdest feeling in my stomach whenever I see her. -You get a boner in your stomach? -In fact, I even tried it once. But when I stuck my finger down my … Read more