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Balls, Mr. Bennett!!! Come on Slasher, I cant be arsed Do you have to use words like that? It really disempowers you. I was worried about you having to topand tale, and all this time you were doin a 70 minus 1 I’m very happy. I’m happy when I’m with you. It’s not natural is … Read more

‘Did you know that having a hangover is not having enough water in your body to run your Krebs cycles? Which is exactly what happens to you when you’re dying of thirst. So, dying of thirst would probably feel pretty much like the hangover that finally bloody kills you.’ 1) she’s so small 2) well … Read more

(-) can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin’ jack and coke all mornin’ 1)Those friends of yours? 2)Do you know them? 1)We call them the dry heavin’, cheese eatin’, filth speakin’, dirty outhouse boys. 2)They’re more acqaintances, actually. 1. Marty! 2.Romeo and Juliet the dyslexic version Marty: She’s really pretty. Will:(Whispers loudly) Not as … Read more