(-) can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin’ jack and coke all mornin’
1)Those friends of yours? 2)Do you know them? 1)We call them the dry heavin’,
cheese eatin’, filth speakin’, dirty outhouse boys. 2)They’re more acqaintances, actually.
1. Marty! 2.Romeo and Juliet the dyslexic version
Marty: She’s really pretty.
Will:(Whispers loudly) Not as pretty as you!
Marty: Kinda got that boob thing going for her, though.
Will:And she can get into R-rated movies.
Marty: Two words not in her vocabulary: ‘Lunch money’.
a beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you’ve been drinking jack and coke all morning. she can make you feel high. full of the single greatest commodity known to man.. promise. promise of a better day. promise of a greater hope. promise of a new tomorrow. this particular aura can be found in the gate of a beautiful girl. in her smile. and in her soul and in the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like its gonna be okay.
Bad bet…bad bet. You win, she’s fuckin’ the meat cutter. You lose, you lose twenty bucks. Bad bet.
Gina:Gina: You guys know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy and Madison fucking avenue.Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved…..These are not real women, alright? They are beauty freaks. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, and our cellulite feel somehow inadequate. Well I don’t buy it, alright? But you guys think that if there’s a chance in hell that you’ll end up with one of these women, you don’t give us real women anything approaching this commitment. Gina: Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That’s the way it goes. God doesn’t fuck around, he’s a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It’s not my rule. If you don’t like it, call him
Guys, as a gender, have got to get a grip. Otherwise, the future of the human race is in jeopardy.
Have you been eating retard sandwiches again?
Hey—I don’t judge here, man you know? If she can cut her own food (taps chest) she’s fair game.
i can’t be pooh to your christopher robin
I can’t be your Pooh.
i don’t want to be your pooh
I just want something beautiful, We all want something beautiful Willie.
I like mashing snow. It gives me a tremendous sense of satisfaction.
I’ve heard of it. They were calling it piss, but they weren’t moving any units.
It’s fuckin’ brown!
Let me get this straight, I can’t buy you a drink, but you can stick your dick in my wife
Models. We need models. They’re beautiful, they’re rich, they travel a lot so you don’t have to spend that much time with them. Those fuckers that date models, they got it made. My next girlfriend’s gonna be a six foot tall model. Definitely. Big one.
nice tits – great ass
Paul:So you’re the little neighborhood Lolita.
Marty: So you’re the alcoholic high school buddy shit for brains.
Paul:What kind of future can she have with this guy, he cuts meat!
Tommy: You plow snow.
Kev: Hey, at least meat you can eat.
Piano players are sexy. Salesmen are uncles.
Romeo & Juliet…the dyslexic version.
See these guys? Pete, Rizzo and Sammy B? They work all day and drink all night for 40 fucking years. Two weeks out of the year, they take a vacation and go to the Cape. What do they do? They drink all day, they drink all night. If we don’t step it up, we’re gonna wind up just like them.
Those circus midgets seem to get a real kick out of her.
Tracy: Have you ever had sex in here before? Will: Not with another person.
Was there ever a more terrifying screen villain than Falconetti?
We all want something beautiful
What difference does it make? Diamonds is supposed to be colorless. You go out and you buy…you buy a colored diamond for a girl you’re not even seein’. You been eatin’ retard sandwiches again.
Wrong again Paul, one comes to a decision based on what one wants; not on what one doesn’t want.
You can’t tape Rich Man, Poor Man. You got to watch it on tv with the commercials and everything just like everybody else.
You were beautiful, but if you don’t mind my saying, mean as a snake.
Your Dad’s kind of a sad guy, your brother’s kinda missing that thing, that thing that having a mom gives you, it’s a lonely house you got if you don’t mind me saying.
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