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1: … But we’re all marked forever now. BEFORE … and AFTER. 1: … shut up… 2: If I was with Matt or Chris, I’d be HOME by now. 1: Shut up… 2: … Rich kid. Fuckin’ PUSSY. 1: I SAID SHUT UP!!! 1: But it turns out, I’M not the one she’s mad at. … Read more

#1 Maybe this is heaven. #2 In heaven there wouldn’t be dust everywhere. #1- What are your qualifications? #2- Ah well… I attended Juilliard. I am a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I’VE SEEN THE … Read more

–Do you have any kids? –We have a career. Ah, Mr. Newton, the law’s very clear when it comes to dealing with this kind of thing. Unless you bring the animal to my office immediately, I’m afraid I’ll be forced to press charges. BEETHOVEN!!!!! Bullies: Wait up Theodore, we wanna walk you home. Dean Jones: … Read more