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…There’s some good eatin here in my legs though! 1 she got a glass eye 2iheard she got it from a gypsy 1 whats a gypsy 2your mommas a gypsy 1 your mommas a bitch 1) Can I take your picture? 2) you don’t need a picture..just look up handsome in the dictionary 1) She’s … Read more

Key, Kaylee, you got a plunger? I took a dookie and clogged up the toilet. (giggles madly) Oh, no, look at this! What a mess! 1. Hey Marty i like your new colouring 1. We want to get some sightseeing in before we cover this town with fur 1. Where are you taking me? 2. … Read more

–I can’t believe you were so obsequious with that man. –What does ‘obsequious’ mean? Down here we call them wise guys. If I can’t have you, can I at least have my gator? Just relax darlin’. This is the Big Easy. Folks have a certain way o’ doin’ things down here. New Orleans is a … Read more