Movie Quotes from Big Fat Liar: Quotes from the movie Big Fat Liar

Key, Kaylee, you got a plunger? I took a dookie and clogged up the toilet. (giggles madly) Oh, no, look at this! What a mess!

1. Hey Marty i like your new colouring

1. We want to get some sightseeing in before we cover this town with fur

1. Where are you taking me? 2. I already told you, I know a shortcut! 1. IN THE DESERT? Stop this car, I’m getting out! 2. It’s your call, baby. Do what you gotta do!

and im hungry like a wolf

Astrid Barker please…This is Doris Del Rio down in parking. Do you drive a Saturn ma’am? Well………Your car is parked on a dawg, in the tail area to be specific

I spent half the night with a scrub brush and a can of turpentine. Bye-bye little boy blue, I am back!


Jaleel White: Wolf how many times have I told you not to call me Urkel?
My name is Jaleel White ok Urkel was a fictional character that I played when I was a child.

Jason my name is jason Marty:and it always be!!!

Listen Whitaker I am not your father and i’m not your priest i got two words for you shut the heck up you talk way too much… can we cut?

monty , cruizma from marcus duncans office im tapping for second assistant HAHAHAHA so i was watching charmed on the wb lastnight and just as allissa milano was about to put a spell on her cute demond boyfriend i had the most biggest panic attack that i forgot to give you duncans new address HAHAHAHA tell mr wolf duncan lives at……..

So, this here is a little place that i like to call Los Ang-gul-les

They told me to pick up a little blue car. They didn’t say anything about a little blue man.

Today, we are going to learn about a friend of mine that I like to call Mr. Semicolon. (clears throat) The Semicolon was first used in a 1732 letter to Parilament by Mr. Jebediah Wil-kin-son. W-I-L…


Wouldn’t it be a problem since the headset is SUPERGLUED TO YOUR EAR.

Yeah, I stole your story, whoop-de-doodle-do! I STOLE JASON SHEPARD’S STORY AND TURNED IT INTO BIG FAT LIAR! Do you know who’s listening? Nobody and get used to it. Because I will never-ever-never-ever-ever-ever-ever-infinity tell the truth!

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