admin

(1) Great. They have automatic weapons. We have carpet tacks. (2) There not carpet tacks. They’re dry wall nails. (1)You wish to enter the contest. (2) We wish to win first prize! 1)She’s a 130-year-old, voo-doo witch who eats peaple?2)The Lord works in mysterious ways! 1.so when do u want us to come back and … Read more

1) You want to go for a beer? 2) No. 1) No, what? 2)I don’t want to. 1) Don’t want to what? 2)Go for a beer. 1) What a good idea! 1. hey baby. 2. It’s daddy you bitch and where’s my fucking bourban!!!! Dorothy: I have a part of you with me. You put … Read more

–That’s Cochrane, F.E., U.S. Army. –Cochrane, F.E. What’s the ‘F.E.’ stand for? –Fuck Everybody. 1/ Could’ve used this in ‘Nam, huh? 2/ Coulda used something 1/ Do you think you can fly it? 2/ You flew it, didn’t ya? 1/ How’s she flying? 2/ This thing’s nose-heavier than the Aiyatollah 1/ I’ve been trying to … Read more