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–Don’t you have a home, John? –Well, this is my home, you know that. –Retirement doesn’t suit you, does it? –No, sir. And I want you all to check the back of it, all right, to make sure that there are no stray bits of punched-out paper called ‘card-hole-aggregate-debris.’ Or what the, uh, what the … Read more

Alice, listen. I don’t want to sleep with Ted, and Bob does not want to sleep with you. First, we’ll have an orgy. Then we’ll go see Tony Bennett. First, we’ll have an orgy. Then we’ll go see Tony Bennett. hiiiiiii captain,i am jebus I do hide my feelings……I’m…afraid of you. Now, you wouldn’t want … Read more

#1 How often do the trains go by? #2 So often you won’t even notice. #1 What are we doing here? #2 You said you’d visit the penguin when you got out #1 Okay so I lied #2 You can’t lie to a nun we gotta go in there and visit the penguin! #1 No … Read more