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–I’m not about to eat real sugar. –All right, fine, we’ll find you a Sweet ‘n Low field. Barry! I scored! If we don’t get laid by monday, those two scrags will be looking pretty good. Man #1: Get out of my face, or I will rip your nose off. Man #2: Is that a … Read more

…so what do we do, I mean if this is one of ours and this guy’s got it it’s probably not a good idea to go looking for it, unless….you wanna get your dingy chopped off 1) Our survival determines on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song I’ve ever heard 2) Don’t hold back, say … Read more

1) Didn’t fancy my sandwiches? 2) Don’t eat fish. 1) Why not? 2) Fish piss in the sea. 1) So do children. 2) Don’t eat children either. 1) I just spoke to young Alice. 2) Fancy her? 1) Of course, but not as much as you. 2) Why? 1) You’re a woman; she’s a girl. … Read more