…so what do we do, I mean if this is one of ours and this guy’s got it it’s probably not a good idea to go looking for it, unless….you wanna get your dingy chopped off
1) Our survival determines on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song I’ve ever heard
2) Don’t hold back, say what you really think. You know, I’ve won 7 gold records, how many have you won?
1) Play Margaritaville
2) I believe you mean my song, Pina-Coladaburg
1) Who is that girl? 2) That.. *kisses charm on neck* is my girlfriend!
1) Yu and Hank are dead!
2) Why? What did we do?
1) NO, Yu and Hank are fucking dead!
2) Are you threatening me?
1: Fuuuuck me!….Damn *giggle*…Maybe I should take you home with me.
2: I don’t know if I’d fit in your luggage.
1: Fuuuuck me!….Damn *giggle*…Maybe I should take you home with me. 2: I don’t know if I’d fit in your luggage.
1: Hey, man, I really appreciate you bringing me into your life circle
2: Oh, the pleasure’s all mine. Say, I hear good things about your fingers
1: Hey, man, I really appreciate you bringing me into your life circle 2: Oh, the pleasure’s all mine. Say, I hear good things about your fingers
1: Hey, what about my nipples?
2: *whispers* shut up! Someone’s watching us
1: A peeper, huh? My kinda guy
2: NO, I’m serious. It creeped me out
1: Nice fuckin’ hat pussy
2: Hey, you have that bag of grass I loaned you?
3: Ooooo, you now how it is! Let me know when you score some more!
1: Nice fuckin’ hat pussy 2: Hey, you have that bag of grass I loaned you? 1: Ooooo, you know how it is! Let me know when you score some more!
1: Sorry, Cliff, I need ya in the maze.
2: I’m on break.
1: *shrug* Be happy in your work, pear.
1: Sorry, Cliff, I need ya in the maze. 2: I’m on break. 1: *shrug* Be happy in your work, pear.
1: We’re gonna go for a quick romp in the jungle before the pool party
2: Oooh, I don’t know, Stac. I have to play tennis soon, and, well, to be honest, that stretch of the jungle gives me an extraordinary case of the wonky-britches
1: We’re gonna go for a quick romp in the jungle before the pool party 2: Oooh, I don’t know, Stac. I have to play tennis soon, and, well, to be honest, that stretch of the jungle gives me an extraordinary case of the wonky-britches
Banana: Oh, dear Chrsit!
2: Oh, you’re dead, fucker!… You little prick! You’re fucked!… Fuckin’ work!
Banana: A simple tag would have sufficed.
2: Eat it fuck-nut! uh huh huh!
Banana: Oh, dear Chrsit! 2: Oh, you’re dead, fucker!… You little prick! You’re fucked!…*tackles banana* Fuckin’ work! Banana: A simple tag would have sufficed. 2: Eat it fuck-nut! uh huh huh!
Bongo the stoned crab was high as a kite, till he fell and cracked hes shell!
Cocaine on my brain.
Come on, let’s see those pinchers people
i don’t know about all that dodgy business in the jungle Lars… but i’m plagued by the dreams. i believe i am safer on my own.
I think you should geev it to her señor
I’m still not sure what happened with all that dirty business back in the jungle, but I’m plagued by the dreams
it’s just Wilky, the Welcome Gorilla. These two idiots were trying to hump him, so I thought I’d stash him out here
Juan Castillo went to yail for eh having eh sex weeth a goat, alright?
We lived on a farm…and I got lonely.
Jungle Lion.
Lars: I could see how tight you were from over ther
Jenny: What can I say, some girls are just tighter than others
Lars: I could see how tight you were from over ther Jenny: What can I say, some girls are just tighter than others
Now, you are here to have fun. If you choose not to have fun, fun will be provided for you.
Oh Jesus Christ, that’s tequila!
Penelope: Are you familiar with Oral Roberts?
Juan: Ehh, ees dat de same as Anal Johnson? Because, well, I’fe dun dat a few times.
Pleasure Island.
Putnam: You’ve menacled me to my death bed, you picadelly whore!
song: naughty cow, bongo, and tokey were tired of livin’ on land. So the three amigos took an undersea trip and never were seen again…
the guy in 14 had a wooden bible
there’s always one fuckhead like you, trying to shit in the apple pie… well you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back!
This guys gonna be pickin his teeth outta my dump.
Well you didn’t ask me to find your wristbands, did you Pip?
What is it? too waxy?
Yeah you wanna get with this tonight, yeah a little of this yeah man come here dude dont be gay.
You wanna fun fucking arrest me? Get a fun fucking warrant!
You’re a real asshole, Putman.
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