Movie Quotes from Closer: Quotes from the movie Closer

1) Didn’t fancy my sandwiches?
2) Don’t eat fish.
1) Why not?
2) Fish piss in the sea.
1) So do children.
2) Don’t eat children either.

1) I just spoke to young Alice. 2) Fancy her? 1) Of course, but not as much as you. 2) Why? 1) You’re a woman; she’s a girl. She has the moronic beauty of youth, but she’s sly. 2) She seemed open to me. 1) That’s how she wants to seem.

1.Everybody wants to be happy.2.Depressives don’t.They want to be unhappy to confirm they’re depressed.If they were happy they couldn’t be depressed anymore.They’d have to go out into the world and live.Which can be depressing.

1:I wanted to kill you.2:I thought you wanted to fuck me.

Alice, my name is Alice Ayres

ALice: Hello Stranger

Alice: I don’t love you anymore, goodbye.

Alice: I hate you. Dan: I’m sorry. Alice: Irrelevant.

Alice: I’m waiting for you.
Dan: What are you waiting for?
Alice: I’m waiting for you to leave me.

Alice: What would my euphemism be? Dan: Disarming Alice: That’s not a euphemism Dan: Yes it is

Anna: I don’t kiss strange men.
Dan: Neither do I.

Anna: Love bores you
Dan: No. It disappoints me

Anna: Why do you swear eternal love when all you want is excitement?

Anna: You’re wonderful
Larry: Don’t ever forget it

Because I fuck you like a whore?

C: Spead your legs…WIDER! Show me. What would happen if I were to try to touch you now? N: I would call security and they would ask you to leave and not return. C: And if I refused? N: they would remove you. those are cameras in the ceiling. C: I think its best if I don’t try to touch you.

D: Did she enjoy it? L: Of course. You know how she loves a guilty fuck.

Dan: What’s so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it’s the currency of the world.

Fish piss in the sea.

Have you ever seem the human heart? It looks like a fist wrapped in blood.

Hello stranger

i cant see it, i cant feel it, all i have is your words

I fucked her to fuck you up.

I had a vision you were perfect then you came to me…you said, hello stranger.

I love you. I have to piss.

I’m a block of ice.

If you believe in love at first sight, you never stop looking.

It’s a lie. It’s a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it’s beautiful because that’s what they want to see. But the people in the photos are sad and alone. But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so the exhibition’s reassuring, which makes it a lie and everyone loves a big, fat lie.

L: Do you wank for him? A: Sometimes. L: Does he wank for you? A: Sometimes! We do all the things that normal people who have sex do!

Larry: What does he taste like?
Anna: Like you but sweeter!
Larry: Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die!

Larry: You have the face of an angel. What does your cunt taste like?
Alice: Heaven!

lying is the funnest thing a girl can do besides take her clothes off…but its better if she does

lying is the most fun a girl can have with out taking her clothes off

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off – But it’s better if you do

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off… but it’s more fun if you do..

Lying’s the funnest thing a girl can do with her clothes on. It’s better if you take them off though.

Men are crap.

Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.

She has the moronic beauty of youth.

sit on my face fuckboy

Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die.

There’s a moment… there’s always a moment; I can do this-I can give into this or I can resist it. I don’t know when your moment was but I bet you there was one.

Why is the sex so important to you? Because Im a fuckin caveman alright!!

Why won’t you let me love you?

You don’t fancy my sandwiches?

You have the face of an Angel.. How does your Cunt Taste like
Alice: heaven

You seem more like the cat that caught the crane and can’t stop licking itself.

You’re too much of a coward to let him hate you.

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