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…so he got me a gig in telemarketing. We were scamming pensioners out of their retirement money. Anytime I get an urge to play off the clock or so much as drop a quarter in a slot, I just reach down and feel what’s left of my cartilage. It’s an excellent reminder. Better luck next … Read more

#1:How ’bout I beat your butt right now?! #2:How ’bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt!!! (in minus 15 degree temperatures) What’s the matter, you guys cold? It’s not so much of the heat, it’s the humidity that’ll kill you. *Kids- Sanka my grandfatHer say … Read more

‘Scuse me Boss, don’t mean to interupt… caught short here (Dragline): You hang on in there, Luke. There’s gonna be some world shakin goin’ on. We gonna send you a post card… * You eyeballin’, Society??? * Just checking my yoyo, boss……. -Did you see my boy today? He was matching you plate for plate. … Read more