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Got anything for an itchy butt? I hope you shit in your flat hat!!! I’ll sell a colored man a boat faster than a cat can lick its ass. I’ll sell you a boat quicker than cat can lick it’s ass! I’m gonna…I’m gonna piss a stream wider then a hand axe! If you can’t … Read more

I Don’t want you prancen around like the god damn little mermaid #1) Pissant? #2) Oh! Hi! I was just gonna go find you and say hi *fidgeting* Hi… (Shows her the sign it reads: You have to be crazy to do this job) It’s funny because its true! (To Paulie) Ooh, help me, I’m … Read more

Destiny…meet World.World…meet Destiny. FBI Agent #1 – Sir, you need to come with us. Your presence is of need. Professor – And say what if I don’t? FBI Agent #1 – We have no humor sir. FBI Agent #2 – And we are armed. Not the whole world Josh, just three people. Person 1: What … Read more