admin –But you have to have me home and in bed by midnight. –That’s exactly what I was planning. –They say, I always get my man. –Me too. –You know, there’s a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them. –I know, perceptive. –You’re searching my desk! –I wasn’t searching. I was rummaging. A … Read more
Curly Sue: I bet he loves you a lot. Gray: I hope so, goodnight. Curly Sue: Well I know how you can tell. Gray: …How? Curly Sue: He lets you eat first. Maitre d: May I?Little girl: May you what?Maitre d:Kiss your cheek!Little girl:In a pig’s eye!! Curly Sue: I bet he loves you a … Read more
(1) Suppose you kept going another 18 billion light years, what if there’s nothing out there? Suppose you kept going another trillion times further, so far out you see nothing. The light from the universe would be fainter than the faintest star. Infinitely cold. Infinitely dark. Sometimes if I wake up and it’s dark, I … Read more