–But you have to have me home and in bed by midnight.
–That’s exactly what I was planning.
–They say, I always get my man.
–You know, there’s a word for people who think everyone is conspiring
–I know, perceptive.
–You’re searching my desk!
–I wasn’t searching. I was rummaging.
A lot of women have passed through this apartment. I can’t say they were all winners.
Gosh, all this passion in a lousy insurance office!
I hate her just like I hate that German Chancellor with the moustache.
I’d hate to have me after me.
If something is not broken, you know what I say…I say why fix it?
It takes one to catch one.
It’s a match made in heaven…by a retarded angel.
Please…My father always stressed harmony.
She graduated from Vasser and I went to driving school.
They all look the same upside down.
You don’t have a kosher bone in your body.
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