Movie Quotes from Curse of the Jade Scorpion, The: Quotes from the movie Curse of the Jade Scorpion, The

–But you have to have me home and in bed by midnight.
–That’s exactly what I was planning.

–They say, I always get my man.
–Me too.

–You know, there’s a word for people who think everyone is conspiring
against them.
–I know, perceptive.

–You’re searching my desk!
–I wasn’t searching. I was rummaging.

A lot of women have passed through this apartment. I can’t say they were all winners.


Gosh, all this passion in a lousy insurance office!

I hate her just like I hate that German Chancellor with the moustache.

I’d hate to have me after me.

If something is not broken, you know what I say…I say why fix it?

It takes one to catch one.

It’s a match made in heaven…by a retarded angel.


Please…My father always stressed harmony.

She graduated from Vasser and I went to driving school.

They all look the same upside down.

You don’t have a kosher bone in your body.

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