(1) Suppose you kept going another 18 billion light years, what if there’s nothing out there? Suppose you kept going another trillion times further, so far out you see nothing. The light from the universe would be fainter than the faintest star. Infinitely cold. Infinitely dark. Sometimes if I wake up and it’s dark, I get really scared, like I’m out there and I’m never coming back.
(2) Here, hold onto this when you sleep. And if you wake up and you’re scared, you’ll say, ‘Wait a minute. I’m holding Eric’s shoe. Why the hell would I be holding some smelly basketball shoe a trillion light years from the universe? I must be here on earth, safe in my sleeping bag, and Eric must be close by.’
1) What about your little brother huh? 2) What about him? 1)When he fell off the jungle gym at school they had to bring him to the hospital he could have caught something then 2)Yeah, but he didnt
1)Yeah but he could have then everybody would call him faggot and queer and hed get sick and die and theyd write homo on his headstone, then when ur mother went to go bring him flowers shed see little eddie horner homo and you know what the worst part about it would be? probably before he died a couple of assholes like u who aint sick decided it would be fun to beat the shit out of him 3) Lets go 2) Sorry your sick
1)Hey! What would you do if i came over there and whooped ur ass?
2)How long would that take?
1)About 10 seconds
2)Id wait till you were done then id continue working on my mud fort
1)You mean youd just let me beat you up?
2)Well id try to stop you but im not very big so i probably wouldnt be able to
1)Well in that case itll only take 5 seconds
2)So is that what your gunna do? beat me up?
1)Maybe later..
1)If your grandmother knows, she must be a genius
2)She’s a cleark at K-Mart
1)My grandmother says ur going to hell, she says ull suffer eternal torture from a billion flames hotter then the surface of the sun
2)Then she must be a genius
1)What?
2)Well my doctor’s really smart and he says he has no idea what happens to you after you die, if your grandma knows she must be a genius
1)She’s a clerk at K-mart
2)Maybe shes an under-achiever
1)No, shes an idiot
2)Maybe i wont go to hell after all then..
D:I was wondering about something, where do bugs go to the bathroom?
E:not on leaves
D:how can you be so sure?
E:Cause they eat leaves, not even bugs are stupid enough to shit on their own food
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D:Ooh god this tastes like crap
E:no shit, don’t you know where bugs go to the bathroom?
Dexter: This doesn’t look like my mom.
Eric: These aren’t moms. These are women. This is what they’re supposed to look like.
Dexter:This is stupid.
Eric: Yeah? Well, about twenty years ago there was this guy. He noticed some mold growing on his bread and he started feeding it to people. Everybody said he was stupid. You know what it turned out to be? Aspirin!
eric: hey what would u do if i came over there and whopped your ass
#2: how long would that take?
eric:about 10 seconds
Eric: I’m sorry. I shoulda tried harder.
Linda: Tried what?
Eric: To find the cure.
Linda: Come here sweetie. You did, you did. Everything that was sent in Dexter’s life was sad, alone, you made it go away. Dexter was happy to have you as a friend.
Even bugs aren’t stupid enough to shit on their own food.
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