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1) Am I alive? 2) No, you are dead, this is Heaven and I am Virgin Mary. 1) Still, if it’s all the same to you, I’d rather not hang over fried chicken. 1) You knew about her? 2) Yeah , from last fall , right after you came! 1) And why didn’t you tell … Read more

I wouldn’t care if you were out there pole-dancing all night, as long as you did it with a little integrity! I’m one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight. Is there some reason that my coffee isn’t here? Has she died or something? 1.Andrea, Runway is fashion magazine, an interest in fashion is … Read more

‘Carter Back! A Shoe-In For Mayor’ –What do you want? –What do I want? –What do you want? –I wanna see your brains. A man once told me that you step out of your door in the morning and you are already in trouble. The only question is are you on top of that trouble … Read more