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…100 dollars in gold, 9 packs of chewin’ gum, 1 issue of prophylactics, 3 lipsticks, 3 pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a feller could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that stuff! 1) wouldn’t they become so greif strif stricken that they would not want to go on? DR. Stranglove) No sir, … Read more

(song) Three Blind Mice –I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net. A female. They’re the worst. It took hime a whole week to die….Did I do wrong? –Well, it wouldn’t do to make a habit of it. –I’m a member of SPECTRE. –SPECTRE? –SPECTRE. Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terorism, Revenge, Extortion. … Read more

‘Hey Doc, these are some nice wheels. Here, what do ya call this thing?’ ‘Oh, this is a Mustang.’ ‘Hey Doc, is there a car named after me?’ ‘Naw, I don’t think they make a Possum.’ ‘WHY NOT!?’ ‘They usually don’t make cars named after rodents.’ ‘I will never blend in. I have a broken … Read more