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‘You think you’ve seen everything? You haven’t! There’s a whole world out there that you’ve never dreamed of! Thomas saw it, and it destroyed him.’ ‘I’ve seen a lot, but there’s nothing that would make me cut my tongue out!’ ‘Wait a few days.’ (1) He was doing God’s work. (2) So God ordered a … Read more

(link jumps off the stairs) Stoney: Link hows ur melon bud-dy. 1)Betty. 2)Betty? 1)Betty. Betty Nuggs. 2)Betty Nuggs? 18 inch bi’s…..mine are only 4 -Stoney 1: He melted 2:Dave it wasn’t ment to happen come on I’ll go buy you some ho-ho’s 1:David going somewhere? 2: Ya I got a date with your mom 1:Do … Read more

Decide what you what to be in life and start being it. Everything I am is an illusion. Grandma: Zack! what’s my pin number?! Zack: 1234 Grandma! Now we’re gonna have to change it again! I love you. Believe me? I thought you were Mexican, not Puerto Rican? I’m just the maid of honor. I’m … Read more