admin ernest- monster penis is nice in the butt Ernest: She told me about this troll with red beede eyes and walkes like this. And that little booger lives right, down, there. BUT! He can only be awaken on the night before Halloween. Elisabeth: Like tonight Ernest: When a Worrel. Elisabeth: Like you. Ernest: Places his … Read more
Dinner? Did you say dinner? As in just the two of us? In the same town? In the same restaurant? Possibly at the same table? Doin’ time. I came..I saw..I got blowed up. Prison guard: You want a blindfold or a cigarette or something? Ernest: No, I’m afraid of the dark and smoking will kill … Read more
(1) Do you have any leadership experience? (2) I had an ant farm once. (1) Close enough. How’d you like to be a counselor? (Gives Ernest a stolen wallet) It’s like a gift, or somethin’. (When checking out Toilet blockage) EEEWWWWWWW!!! Eggs-eronious! Ernest broke the sign…. Ernest, I ask you a simple little thing to … Read more