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1: I have gas right now like you wouldn’t believe. 2: Ok, that’s a little more information than I needed to know. 1: I was wondering if tonight, you know, we could get together and just have sex? 2: Can I bring my boyfriend? 1: There are four stages of consciousness development. 2: I suppose … Read more

(1 and 2)Welcome to Palm Springs you assholes! (1)Oh Chrissy! Did I tell you what my gynocologist said? (2)No, what? (1)Some doctor in France thinks he’s found a cure for herpes. (1)What did they arrest you for? (2)For being overly affectionate to an undercover vice squad officer. (1)Why don’t I bring you a milk and … Read more

(1) Okay, I’m scared. Are you? (2)I’m scared shitless. Go on. –What kind of music do you like? –What? Oldies. I like oldies. –Oldies? Yeah, me too. You like this? –This? This is not old. –Well, three, four years. Richard: I’m at Café of the Paris Midi. Voice on pay phone: Paris…how do you spell … Read more